Guide to cheating 4rm Complex mag

I.D the type of jump-off you're after and have an affair to rememeber (quickly forget)The YOUNGER CHICK, a.k.a "Swallow the Leader"
PRO: No matter what you do, it's cooler than what guys her age are doing.
CON: She's more tech savvy than you, and thus capable of untold mayem; 19 is closer to 7:30 than you'd like to admit.

The WORKPLACE JUMP-OFF, a.k.a "Staff Meating"
PRO: Gives Hump Day a whole new meaning; thanks to advances in science, it's finally safe to shit where you eat.

CON: It's practically like living with the chick.

SEX WITH THE EX, a.k.a "Comfort Food"
PRO: She already knows how to press your buttons.

CON: She's more likely than any of them to think it's actually going someplace.

RANDOM HOOKUPS, a.k.a "In-N-Out"
PRO: Fast, cheap and easy. Plus you can get it "animal style."

CON: Too much mystery could mean E.Coli for your jimmy

Consult our handy scorecard to see if your sidepiece is worth the trouble.Has more to lose than you do (+1)
Knows anyone you know (-5)

Has severe memory problems (+5)

Is related to your girlfriend (-10)

Gets paid by the hour (+10)

Was a virgin before she met you (-15)

Passion does not equal emotion. Ardor's cool; longing isn't.

No intimacy in public. Ever.

Pay cash for every single thing, and lose the receipts- leave no paper trail.

If you save her digits, list it as one of your boys' work numbers.

Whatever affection you show your sidepiece, show wifey twice as much.

Live in the present: no guilt, no nostalgia.

Once the deed is done, it's over. Unplug and move on.

Reality always trumps fantasy.

The grass isn't greener; You mowed it; now go home.

Secrecy means everything. Not even your boys need to be up on this. What no one knows can't get around

Theres rules to this shit. Know what you're in for before you
get into it.It's NOT cheating if it's done in another state.
It IS cheating if you take your jump-off mini golfing.

It's NOT cheating if 90% of your clothes stay on.

It IS cheating if saliva winds up on any parts of your body.

It's NOT cheating if either you or your girlfriend is French. (It's just good citizenship!)

DENY
Remember Billy Clint: It depends what the meand of "is" is. Split every hair-even the ones she finds in your zipper.

ADMIT SOME BUT NOT ALL
Blame intoxicants. the earth's gravitational pull-anything that'll take the edge off involvement.

COME CLEAN
If you're caught dead to rights, it's time for honesty, but leaven it à la Eddie Murphy : "Yeah, I fucked her- but I make love to you


PARLAY A THREESOME
"She saw your picture in my wallet and thinks you're hot